Caught Your Eye, Across the Room

“There’s a certain decadence,” he opined. “In reading something and listening to your woman pleasure herself, just… enjoying the noises she makes.”

I suppose this is especially true when you’re doing it for the sake of his pleasure, and he knows it. You could be doing it anywhere else: in the shower, in the next room, not in ear shot, not right beside him, not so close he could smell your pussy. But you chose for him to hear you, to listen to you come while you touch yourself.

Then you come.

“Did that feel good, baby?”

“Yesss… yes,” you pant.

“But I think you need another, because you got my dick hard,” he murmurs. Continue reading

TMI Tuesday: Sexy Times

Welcome! Time to play TMI Tuesday “Sexy Times”

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1. You walk into a party full of friends. One of them suddenly and quickly strips down naked. Which area of your naked friend’s body do you check out first?

I am always curious about dicks and tits, so that’s where I’d look for men and women respectively.

2. Have you ever masturbated in bed when a platonic friend or relative was sleeping in the same room or bed?

I have masturbated next to sleeping platonic friends in the same bed and I have masturbated in the same room as sleeping and awake relatives (which in my mind are always platonic, so I didn’t think that needed saying)

3. When was the first time you had a nocturnal orgasm aka a wet dream?

Man… I had to have been pretty young. They say after puberty, but I really think I was younger than that. I couldn’t tell you a certain age, but I’m fairly sensitive. I still have them pretty often. I also wake up masturbating. AND if I’m in bed with a partner, I’ve had, not necessarily complaints, but reports that I’ll wrap around them and start grinding against them.

4. Have you ever been caught naked by someone?

I’ve been caught masturbating. I’ve also been walked in on naked by several people. I try to stay naked as much as I can… so it happens.

5. Think of your dearest friend, do you think they are sexy? Why or why not?

My best friend is Sir. And yes, he’s sexy as hell. Why? I’m pretty sure my whole blog is an ode to his sexiness, so let me not ramble here.

6. If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex including masturbation?

I think… the longest I’ve gone is three weeks, if I remember correctly. I was on a cumming/touching ban while I was out of country… or maybe while Sir was out of town… one of those times. It was awful. I could probably go longer if he forced me to, but I was bouncing off the walls and begging constantly and just… being unbearably dirty.

Bonus: What gets you wet faster, phone sex or sexting?

Oh… phone sex for sure. I’m… such a slut for aural stimulation. Jesus fucking christmas. Sir knows this and uses it to his advantage.


How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

TMI Tuesday: Sex, Sex, Sex

Welcome to a new week and a new TMI Tuesday. Up this week…

Sexual Practices

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1. How much sex is too much sex? Explain.

No such thing. Honestly, if I had no other responsibilities, I’d probably die in a bedroom from dehydration and exhaustion and be happy about doing so.

2. According to the Kinsey Institute, 18-29 year olds have sex an average of 112 times per year, 30-39 year olds an average of 86 times per year, and 40-49 year olds an average of 69 times per year (how appropriate!)

a. Which group of averages would you prefer to belong?

I prefer to belong the first age group.

b. Based on your age (if listed), find your group above. Would you say you are well below, pretty close to or high above your group’s average for having sex per year?

Oh… 🙂

3. Swinging (defined here)–have you tried it? Will you try it? Do you hope/wish to try it before you die?

Honestly, by those clearly defined terms, I’ve never been a swinger. I’ve participated in three ways and orgies, and polyamory, and I had a partner of mine, not a boyfriend, just a consistent sex partner, and we went to a swinger’s club a few times to pick up another couple, but that always ended up being a foursome more than a swinging situation.

4. What is “having sex”? According to YOU and prior to this TMI Tuesday did you consider:
– Masturbation as having sex? Yes or No
– Performing oral sex as having sex? Yes or No

When I masturbate by myself I don’t think I am having sex… but I am engaging in sexual activity. When I engage in mutual masturbation with a partner… hmmm… same thing I think, though it can become “having sex”–foreplay is a part of “having sex.” But I do think Oral sex counts as having sex.

5. When was the last time you received oral sex?

Hmmm. The last month or so is kind of a blur in a lot of ways, so I don’t actually remember the last time I received it. I’m not big on asking for it. It drives me batshit crazy with pleasure and is something I am only just learning to handle. I love, love, love it, but normally I’ve got other things on my mind. Like giving him Oral sex (because I fucking love it). I would blow him every single day if my schedule would allow it.

Bonus:  What is it?

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La poire. A Venus or Woman of Willendorf, it looks like, especially given the prominence of the breasts and vulva.


How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Jealousy is Really Bad For Your** Relationship

**I mean it might be really bad for your relationship, but it’s actually a pretty great part of mine.

Let me be completely honest.

I’m not the jealous type. I say that and somewhere, Sir is laughing. But it’s true. I don’t mind when people flirt with my significant others. I don’t mind when they look. I don’t think that’s cheating. I walk a pretty wide line when it comes to cheating–and I, of course, give my partner the same leeway.

That’s not to say I don’t get jealous. If you give me a reason… if I catch you in a lie, for instance, my first instinct is not to let you know I caught you in a lie, my first instinct is to go from 0 to psychotic bitch in 3 seconds flat. My singular mission from then on is to figure you out, and I will figure you out. I become of a single mind and I am manipulative, persuasive and stubborn enough that I guarantee, whatever secret you’re keeping, won’t be a secret for long. And I can always spot a liar. Always. Probably because I myself am an effective liar.

But that kind of jealousy… that’s reserved for when/if you give me a reason. Don’t give me a reason? I’m chill as hell. Continue reading

TMI Tuesday: Fill My ______

This week’s TMI Tuesday was adapted from Friday Fill-ins.

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Fill in the blanks below with whatever comes to mind first or is sexy or crazy. Have fun!

1. For me, it was _____ .


2. _____ at my local supermarket.

Fuck me

3. Behind the tree _____ .

he strips my panties down my thighs and plunges his cock inside of me. His hand is over my mouth, but I’m sure it does nothing to muffle my moans. His eyes are on me and behind me. He watches the guests, flitting ever nearer to our hiding place. I can feel his heart race, and it matches the taste of mine in my throat.

4. _____ is something I always wanted to do.

Travel far and wide. See Spain and the South of France… build an igloo in Scandinavia. See the Northern lights and shade my eyes from the sun in the middle of the night. Taste fresh wine-quality grapes in Napoli and sample the chocolate in Belgium. Run through the greenest fields in Ireland and stand next to the Great Pyramids at Giza.

5. When it was over, _____ .

it felt as though it had just began.

6. Tonight I’m looking forward to _____ .

Touching my pussy for the first time in a week.

Bonus: What is it? Explain how you would use it.


Really don’t know what it is. Looks sexual. Or like a microscope of some kind. I’m really horny. Inexplicably, insanely, unbelievably horny right now… and it’s vaguely phallic shaped. So I’d fuck it. I hope no one is surprised by this.


How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

It’s the Last Midnight, It’s the Last Wish

I’ve been invited by the lovely Alice to answer this questionnaire:

1. Who are you as a sexual person? This description might include labels regarding orientation, gender, or preferred behaviours, or it may not.

Trisexual female. Masochist. Submissive. Bondage enthusiast. Hypersexual (possibly a sex addict).

2. What was one of the first things you thought was sexy or an early moment you were aware of feeling sexy?

My sexual awareness and coherency started young. I have a strong memory at about 8 or 9. I was very aware that I was very turned on by this character tuxedo mask from a tv show. I retreated to my bedroom to act out my desires with my Barbies and “masturbate” (my earliest, fumbling attempts, anyway).

3. What is a sexual fantasy or experience you have yet to fulfill?

One day… I want to have sex against a balcony railing, or at the edge of a roof. Maybe I’ll get really daring and attempt it on a relatively slow night at the Empire State building observatory deck. The rush of confronting a fear with sex is nice.

4.  How open are you about your sex life and/or your sexual identities?

Sir knows every stray thought and desire. T knows… next to nothing. Family doesn’t know an inch. Friends throughout the years know that I lean toward promiscuity–I’m usually the go to girl for sex advice. But that’s really all they know.

And of course, my readers have experienced a bit of my journey.

5. What question would help us best understand what is important to you about your sexuality?

[Edited: because once I came home and really thought about it, I thought of a question.] Is there ever truly an end to an adventure?

If You Were Mine, I Would Live For Your Love Alone, To Kneel at Your Shrine, I Would Give Up All That I Own

A Sinner Sits for Sacred Sunday Service
Singing the liturgical tones of
sexual ardor
I move
to your taciturn tendencies,
exercises in silence;
a sojourn in discipline;
momentary lapse of reality–
how many times
will you make my eyes speak to you?
I whisper across the fire,
begging pour le deluge.
tes yeux de glace
precipitate desire,
are only for you–
waiting to again make the
carnal sounds of coitus:
a litany of pumping hips
the chorus of animal sounds
as I lick the sweat from the hollow of your