TMI Tuesday: Blankity Blank Blank

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1. My best friend is _____ .

an absolute treasure.

2. An _____  lover is all I _____ .

attentive, communicative, intuitive; need.

3. If you only know one thing about me it should be _____ .

I am a walking ode to duality.

4. _____  are the best _____  in the world.

Snuggles; thing

5. A man and _____  walk into a bar and _____ .

a woman; have a screaming orgasm. After, she had a glass of mineral water.  (boooo… hiss. I couldn’t think of shit to say here).

6. I like to eat _____  in fall.

pumpkin EVERYTHING

Bonus:  I can’t _____  if it rains but I can _____ .

stop it; dance in it.

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I Have Weak Ankles

sustained from an old injury. They only flare up every once and again. Enough to make me fall head over heels on occasion.

My hair grows like a weed. I cut off six inches two or three weeks ago and now, I can barely tell a difference.

I grow my fingernails long and smooth and rounded. I used to file them into sharp little points once upon a time, but I’ve grown out of that phase.

I keep my feet in pedicures… they’re one of the few luxuries I really, really indulge in.

I have a soft heart and it makes me cry easily for animals, small children, the suffering of others, and the beautiful agony that is my own suffering.

I have a strong will that lets me struggle and strive.

I have an unhealthy relationship with food and consequently, my body, that my personal trainer is trying to break me of; instead of seeing food as sustenance, which is all it is, I see it as both the enemy and comfort, depending on my mood.

My favorite parts of my body are all the little bony places: my wrists and ankles, my collarbones and hipbones, the tiny points where my ribs poke out beneath my breasts.

I want, more than anything, to travel, penniless, through the world, making my way the only way I know how.

But that thought frightens me too, because I know the terrible, squeezing grip of poverty well, the way it makes you unable to breathe, the anxiety it gives you, the scars it leaves… and I never want to know it so intimately, ever again.

They say people who drink whiskey straight are real alcoholics. I prefer to think of myself as a connoisseur.

My compartmentalizing skills are legendary: they are how I survive but also have the propensity to ruin me utterly.

The bottom part of the year is my favorite. Autumn is passing into Winter, and the cold air soothes my spirit. I’ve been listening to Christmas music like I need it to live, and I’ve had a roaring fireplace every night for a week… warranted, by the way.

I want something dangerous and exciting and new to happen to me very soon.

TMI Tuesday: Serious Business Pants: ON.

Let’s Get Serious

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1. What are you most afraid of?

Drowning, dying… abandonment.

2. Do you believe in life after death?

I’d really like to believe in reincarnation. That life goes on.

3. What is your purpose?

My purpose is to help people.

4. Where are you going?

Wonderful places.

5. Do you fear hell? Why or why not?

I don’t believe in hell. And if I did, I certainly wouldn’t fear it. They’d have a place reserved for me.

6. Do you feel free?

Some days… I feel free as a bird riding thermals.

Bonus: Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when asking where is the bathroom?

I’ve seen people point to their crotch when asking for the bathroom.

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TMI Tuesday: Never Far From My Thoughts

Some things to think about

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1. Name something you always carry with you?

My heart on my sleeve and my intentions in my eyes.

2. Is there anyone on your mind at the moment? Who? Why?

Yes. I’m sure he knows. Always, at least once a day.

3. If you were to be remembered for one thing, what would it be?

If my funeral were tomorrow, people would say: she had such a big heart. I hope, someday, to be remembered for more than that.

4. Tell us something new that you learned in the last month?

Nothing is ever what it seems. The spirit of a person can be unbreakable.

5. What are you pretending not to know? Why?

Many truths and some lies. Because it’s easier just to keep the peace.

6. Are you happy with other people’s perception of you?

I want to be the person that says that I don’t give a fuck and mean it, but that’s not true. With that being said, you can never really know what a person actually thinks about you, so I do my level best to try not to worry about it too much.

7. Are you generally focused on today or tomorrow?

I’m generally focused on the moment. I’m always thinking about tomorrow. Lately I’ve been dwelling on yesterday.

Bonus:  How do you eat Oreos? Which method best matches your Oreo cookie eating style?
a. Pick it up, bite into it.
b. Twist it open, eat each half separately
c. Twist it open, eat the frosting, then eat each chocolate cookie half separately.

I always dunk my Oreos in milk! If I don’t have milk, I rarely eat oreos. But if I’m grabbing one and running, I usually twist it open and eat each half separately.

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TMI Tuesday: Oddball

 

PICK ONE TMI

Pick one. You must pick one. You can elaborate on your answer if you want, but you must pick one.

1. Are you male or female or other?

Born a female, will die one too, because I love being a woman.

2. Dog or cat?

I have both, but I’m probably more of a cat person, because they take less maintenance.

3. Peanut butter or wasabi peas?

Peanut butter. Crunchy. On wheat bread with bananas and honey. Because that’s the only way one should eat peanut butter.

 

Briefly explain why you made the above choices.

Check!

4. Group midnight nude swim or ‘mooning‘ strangers?

Group midnight nude swim.

5. Sneaker Pimps or IAMX?

IAMX

6. Bologna or Braunschweiger?

…Chicken.

7. Vanilla or kinky?

Kinky.

8. Rocky road or chocolate ice cream?

Vanilla! 😀

9. Red M&M or green M&M?

Blue M&M

10. Pepsi or Coke?

Water, because I don’t drink soda.

11. Mini Cooper or Fiat Abarth?

Oh, roll your eyes and call me a Silly American if you like, but the answer will always be good old muscle, baby:

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I mean, just look at this car. If this car were a man I would scale it like a fucking tree and never come off of him.

12. Pleasure or pain? Why? Explain yourself please.

I’ll take the pain, because it can bring me pleasure, and I’ve always been a fan of having my cake and eating it too.

Bonus:  Pick one – Participate in the London World Bike Naked Ride or Japan’s Festival of the Steel Phallus affectionately known as Penis Fest properly called Kanamara Matsuri.

London World Bike Naked Ride!

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TMI Tuesday: My Body is Ready

Preparing the Body

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1. Do you prefer your lover:

a) fresh from the bath and perfumed?
b) fresh from the bath without perfume?
c) clean but not right from the tub or shower?
d) slightly sweaty (or musky)?

B) especially if I helped them do the cleaning and D) I looooove the smell of a man who’s been sweating–working out, working, etc.

2. Do you maintain your body for sex with respect to facial hair, body hair, pubic hair, fingernails or toenails?

I maintain my body for me personally, rather meticulously, actually. But I suppose I do a once over before sex, sure.

3. Do you maintain/prepare according to your lover’s preferences?

Not usually, no. Though Sir has made me grow out my pubic hair before, because he likes a little tuft… also because I have a bit of a firecrotch, and he knows I’m slightly embarrassed by it.

4. Do you have body adornments such as piercings or tattoos for sexual reasons? Does your lover?

I have a tattoo that is representative of my sexuality and submission. I used to have a nipple piercing… that I’ve (lately) been seriously considering repiercing.

5. Do you choose any cosmetics, lubes, condoms or other sexually relevant items according to how they taste? Do you not use them because of the taste?

I generally don’t like the taste of flavored lubes and condoms.

6. Is there a taste or aroma that turns you on or that you can use to turn on your lover?

Everything about the scent of a man turns me on: skin, sweat, cologne. I’m most often complimented by the scent of my hair, my perfume (I have two scents that I use), and my skin.

Bonus: Do you prepare a room for sex–mood music, candles, scent, cleaning it or anything? Tell us about it.

Sometimes I put on music. Or sometimes it is already on. I’ve put on candles before, but I prefer a roaring fire. I don’t scent the room. And I keep my bedroom relatively clean. But I love to have sex on fresh, clean sheets.

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